Beware The Power Of Happy Tail
There are few things in life more gratifying than seeing a dog’s entire body go wiggly with joy. That said, you’ll learn quickly that such happiness should only be invoked in areas that are free of all breakables. You see, a dog’s tail has a separate mind of its own. When activated, it will not hesitate to take out vases, plants, or other valuable objects which are unfortunate enough to wind up in its path.